I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
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