We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
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Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
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I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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