I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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