we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
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Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
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Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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