Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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