Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
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Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
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Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
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