Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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