he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
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