So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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