did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
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