i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
If that was your dad, he is hot
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
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