the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
You took a bar mat shot.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
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