i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
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