All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
operation have a gay friend backfired
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
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this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
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Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
πππ what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
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