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My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I don't usually arrange sex via text message
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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