we have officially lost it.
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
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I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
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A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
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