This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Don't EVER smell your tampon
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
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