I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
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