hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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