i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
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i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
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When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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