Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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