Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
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just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
i woke up with toilet paper straight tucked up in my underwear wearing a pizza sauce mustach. I dont think i got laid last night.
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
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tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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