If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
i came on her dog
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
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I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
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Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
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