Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
So I decided to start saving money for my abortion in a tomato sauce jar because it says ‘Prego.’ I know I thought it was fucking genius!
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
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