Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
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