I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
29 Of The Most Hilarious And Embarrassing Walks Of Shame Ever
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
These 23 Dudes Get Giddy From Dem Titties
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.