She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
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She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
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You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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