You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
tonight lets celebrate not being married
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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