Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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