I'm putting on too much make up bc I'm stoned
Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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