I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
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