No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
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