quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
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