After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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