her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
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Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
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I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
All I want for Christmas is my co-worker's speakerphone to be thrown against a brick wall, and the remains burned in a backyard fire while I roast a hot dog over it. Is that so much to ask?
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
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