I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
Quick, to the slutcave!
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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