Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
We are two peas in an std pod
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
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