She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
I guess I fist pumped too hard. I hit my mom in the face and now we're sitting in the ER.
When we told the nurse what happened, she replied with "OH, Well you don't look Italian to me!"
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
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