i will never coherently bang her
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
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