did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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