quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
God. I look like such a fucking stand up guy wearing polo shirts. You would totally trust me not to date rape you.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
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Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
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you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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