She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
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