I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
my shit smells like andre
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
That awkward moment when you were so fucking drunk lastnight that you and your fuck buddy wake up wearing eachother's clothing covered in hot cheetos with his cat curled up between your heads meowing. Thought you'd appreciate this moment with me.
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