Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
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