Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
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Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
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You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
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