it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
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He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
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The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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