You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
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He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
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That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
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