if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
they need to just BURY HIM!
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
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I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
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yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering