she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
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Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
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I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.