ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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