My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
Just saw a homeless guy with a sign that said "Family abducted by aliens. Need money for ransom" and on the back of the sign it said "And it's only $.88"
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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