Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
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