just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
This is not my ceiling
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
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So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
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Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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