Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
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I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
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The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.