He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
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you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
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Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been