After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
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Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
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I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
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