i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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