White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
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Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
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You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
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